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Anonymous asked: make a post with a time and a date if you want to speak to me again. same link, same chat room. i’d like to talk to you now. and maybe have you reveal yourself, so i wouldnt have to post every ask you send. |
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Anonymous asked: talk to me there. ill be on for another hour from now. talk to you where? and how would i know who you are? |
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Anonymous asked: i'd like more detail, is that her real name? Megan? i guess i’d tell you if i knew who you were. and no, it isn’t. it’s my nickname for her |
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Anonymous asked: Tbh she doesn't sound that special. she is to me |
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Anonymous asked: Do you miss her yeh, i do |
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Anonymous asked: Tell me about her. she was the one who got away. and i was stupid enough to let her go |
- Teacher: Why did you not study?
- Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
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Anonymous asked: when you hear 'her' who's the first person that comes to your mind? megan foxypants |
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when Mating. Only 10% enters the female, and you always wondered why the sea tasted salty?
ew. omg. i just. no. i could’ve lived without knowing this.
(Source: wang0-tang0)

